Tata Contact

10 Oct

Gentlemen,

When you look at our tatas, we know. I mean, seriously, they’re a mere few inches from our face and eyes–we know when you’re making “tata contact” instead of eye contact. And it’s okay that you’re looking, if you’re not leery or weird about it–we know it’s only natural. But don’t act like you weren’t looking!

And, may I just suggest, if you love them so much, go to SaveTheTatas.com and buy yourself a shirt. Since a portion of the sales goes to breast cancer reseach, I’d bet we’d be much more receptive to your staring if you’re wearing one of these shirts.

Cordially,
Love Me Deux & Every Other Woman On The Face of the Planet.

(Inspired by my Starbucks session this morning where every other man in here was looking at every other woman’s tatas.)

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